Channing Tatum Recovers From Severe Penis Burns

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I can’t tell you how funny that post title is, I mean, wow, Channing Tatum opened up about his burnt dick.  Umm, thanks?

Apparently while the 29-year-old actor was working on The Eagle of the Ninth in October last year, the actor would try and stay warm by pouring a mixture of boiling water and river water down his suit.  Here, we’ll let him tell it.

“The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit.  We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, Nah, I’m good. And then I thought, Why not?”

“Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water, so he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick.”

Channing was rushed to the hospital, one-hour away and has now recovered from the incident, saying, “It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life.”

“I’m good . . . now,” says Tatum, a former stripper. “Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.”

Wow.  That’s all we got, wow.

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