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	<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 13:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Miranda Kerr &amp; Orlando Bloom Pregnant!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 13:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Talula</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Miranda Kerr]]></category>

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Model Miranda Kerr and her husband Orlando Bloom are expecting their first child together!
The Victoria&#8217;s Secret model confirmed the baby news in the September Spanish issue of Vogue.
&#8220;Yes, I&#8217;m pregnant. Four months along,&#8221; 27-year-old  Kerr revealed.
This will be Kerr and Bloom&#8217;s first child together, the couple married in a quiet ceremony back in July.
Kerr goes [...]]]></description>
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<p>Model <a href="http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2010/08/miranda-kerr-pregnant/">Miranda Kerr</a> and her husband Orlando Bloom are expecting their first child together!</p>
<p>The Victoria&#8217;s Secret model confirmed the baby news in the September Spanish issue of Vogue.</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes, I&#8217;m pregnant. Four months along,&#8221; 27-year-old  Kerr revealed.</p>
<p>This will be Kerr and Bloom&#8217;s first child together, the couple married in a quiet ceremony back in July.</p>
<p>Kerr goes on to say that she will continue to model after wee baby is born and says she&#8217;s always wanted to be a mom one day.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve always been open about wanting to be a mother one day, and I&#8217;ve always thought Orlando would be a great dad.  I think having children and pregnancy is a part of life, I look at how models like Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio have done it and made it a part of their lives.&#8221;</p>
<p>Yeah, just don&#8217;t go all Naomi Campbell on us, Miranda and we&#8217;re all good.</p>
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		<title>Katie Holmes Does J.Crew Fall Fashion Lineup</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Talula</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Katie Holmes]]></category>

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Fashion forward actress Katie Holmes along with Josh Duhamel made the J. Crew fall catalog this year, along with other  The Romantics costars.
In one of the catalog&#8217;s pages Holmes poses in a a pair of black-sequin harem pants with a button-down shirt and looks &#8220;a little more tomboy, a little Diane Keaton,&#8221; the actress [...]]]></description>
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<p>Fashion forward actress<a href="http://x17online.com/celebrities/katie_holmes/katie_holmes_models_for_j_crew-08192010.php"> Katie Holmes </a>along with Josh Duhamel made the J. Crew fall catalog this year, along with other  The Romantics costars.</p>
<p>In one of the catalog&#8217;s pages Holmes poses in a a pair of black-sequin harem pants with a button-down shirt and looks &#8220;a little more tomboy, a little Diane Keaton,&#8221; the actress reveals.</p>
<p>It makes sense that J. Crew is doing its best to support the dramatic film, as it&#8217;s a partner for the project which surrounds a group of friends reuniting for a wedding.</p>
<p>As we all can see, Katie can pretty much pull off any fashion look, can&#8217;t she?!</p>
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		<title>True Blood Trio Gets Naked For Rolling Stone Cover!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 13:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Talula</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Alexander Skaarsgard]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Anna Paquin]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Stephen Moyer]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[True Blood]]></category>

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That&#8217;s right!  True Blood&#8217;s Sookie, Bill and Eric have posed nude for the cover of Rolling Stone that&#8217;s out this week and man is this trio steamy!
Anna Paquin, real-life fiance Stephen Moyer (Bill) and hottiepants Alexander Skaarsgard (Eric) bared it all for the cover of the mag, and that&#8217;s not even to mention them being [...]]]></description>
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<p>That&#8217;s right!  True Blood&#8217;s Sookie, Bill and Eric have posed nude for the cover of Rolling Stone that&#8217;s out this week and man is this trio steamy!</p>
<p>Anna Paquin, real-life fiance Stephen Moyer (Bill) and hottiepants Alexander Skaarsgard (Eric) bared it all for the cover of the mag, and that&#8217;s not even to mention them being covered in stage blood.  Ooo, I&#8217;m all a tither!</p>
<p>Why Anna chose Stephen over Alexander has never been clear to me.</p>
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		<title>Rihanna New Neck Tattoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 12:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Talula</dc:creator>
		
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Honestly we&#8217;re not a huge fan of the neck tattoo unless it&#8217;s part of some huge piece of body art but I guess we can make an exception for little miss Rihanna.
Spotted out and about in Manhattan on Wednesday, the 22-year-old star showed off her new ink which reads &#8220;rebelle fleur,&#8221; aka rebellious flower.
According to [...]]]></description>
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<p>Honestly we&#8217;re not a huge fan of the neck tattoo unless it&#8217;s part of some huge piece of body art but I guess we can make an exception for little miss <a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/08/11/rebelle-fleur-rihannas-new-neck-tattoo/">Rihanna</a>.</p>
<p>Spotted out and about in Manhattan on Wednesday, the 22-year-old star showed off her new ink which reads &#8220;rebelle fleur,&#8221; aka rebellious flower.</p>
<p>According to Just Jared the star got the new tattoo Tuesday night at East Side Ink in NYC&#8217;s East Village.</p>
<p>We guess this is one step up from the &#8220;Never a failure always a lesson,&#8221; tattoo that is written across her chest backwards so she can read the message in the mirror.</p>
<p>Was this new neck script a good idea?  You tell us!</p>
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		<title>Emma Watson Chops Hair For Dragon Tattoo Role</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 13:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Talula</dc:creator>
		
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Harry Potter actress Emma Watson just unveiled a new and much shorter hairdo and we&#8217;re loving the new chic Emma!
Reportedly Watson chopped off her locks for a play at the role of Lisbeth in the upcoming film The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.  Wow, talk about dedication and knowing what you want, right?!
Emma, we are [...]]]></description>
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<p>Harry Potter actress <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2010-08-10-emma-watson-in-the-running-for-tattoo">Emma Watson</a> just unveiled a new and much shorter hairdo and we&#8217;re loving the new chic Emma!</p>
<p>Reportedly Watson chopped off her locks for a play at the role of Lisbeth in the upcoming film The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.  Wow, talk about dedication and knowing what you want, right?!</p>
<p>Emma, we are with you girl, go get that role honey!</p>
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		<title>True Blood&#8217;s Kristin Bauer Says Actors Always Hungry</title>
		<link>http://www.celebritysucker.com/true-bloods-kristin-bauer-says-actors-always-hungry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 15:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Talula</dc:creator>
		
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Here&#8217;s another great reason to reconsider that Hollywood move, you&#8217;re always going to be hungry.  Even True Blood&#8217;s Pam reveals that she is constantly hungry and working out non-stop.
Actress Kristin Bauer reveals, &#8220;The other day I realized as long as I&#8217;m in this business, I&#8217;m going to  be hungry.&#8221;
&#8220;The camera really does add 10 [...]]]></description>
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<p>Here&#8217;s another great reason to reconsider that Hollywood move, you&#8217;re always going to be hungry.  Even True Blood&#8217;s Pam reveals that she is constantly hungry and working out non-stop.</p>
<p>Actress <a href="http://www.popeater.com/2010/08/09/true-blood-kristin-bauer-diet/">Kristin Bauer</a> reveals, &#8220;The other day I realized as long as I&#8217;m in this business, I&#8217;m going to  be hungry.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;The camera really does add 10 pounds. I&#8217;m  trying to stay under the weight I want to look like on TV. It&#8217;s a good  incentive to stay slim and is probably adding years to my life&#8230; I&#8217;m  vegetarian, so I live on carbs, but it&#8217;s always an effort. After any  wardrobe fitting, I hit the gym three times more than the week before.&#8221;</p>
<p>Bauer goes on to say that the whole True Blood staff just walks by the on-set craft table and keeps on going unless they want to be booted off the show for gaining extra pounds.</p>
<p>Man, reason number 80277057075070 of why we  shouldn&#8217;t be actors, right?  Now, where&#8217;s that bagel gotten to?</p>
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		<title>Laurence Fishburne&#8217;s Daughter Montana Wants You To See Her Porn!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 16:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Talula</dc:creator>
		
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Well, I mean, she was sorta named like a porn star.  I mean, Montana Fishburne?!  Hello!
Anyways, actor Laurence Fishburne&#8217;s 18-year-old daughter Montana is set to star in a Vivid Entertainment porn, with the shipment of the lusty DVDs already in the works.
Even with close friends of  Laurence offering $1 million to stop the porny [...]]]></description>
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<p>Well, I mean, she was sorta named like a porn star.  I mean, <a href="http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2010/08/08/laurence_fishburnes_daughter_on_doing_">Montana Fishburne</a>?!  Hello!</p>
<p>Anyways, actor Laurence Fishburne&#8217;s 18-year-old daughter Montana is set to star in a Vivid Entertainment porn, with the shipment of the lusty DVDs already in the works.</p>
<p>Even with close friends of  Laurence offering $1 million to stop the porny shipment, the show must go on it would seem.</p>
<p>According to the star, Montana, she&#8217;s almost excited about the prospect, saying, &#8220;This is something I want to do.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I know they&#8217;re doing it out of concern for me, but I want people to see it. I want people to buy my movie, so I am happy they didn&#8217;t buy it all.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I want my whole family to be proud of me in anything I do, in any career I choose, I want them to be proud of me, whether I was being a doctor.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I know why it&#8217;s &#8216;taboo,&#8217; but I think everyone should be proud. I am proud of my body, I&#8217;m proud of what I&#8217;ve done, and I&#8217;m proud of the work I did.&#8221;</p>
<p>And Montana goes on to say that she has been unable to talk with Daddy Laurence about the vid as he won&#8217;t return her calls.  Harummmphhhh, Laurence!</p>
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		<title>Never Fear, Entire Jersey Shore Cast Signs On For Third Season</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:34:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Talula</dc:creator>
		
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We know you were worried that Snooki or some other Jersey-er wouldn&#8217;t end up signing on for a third season of  MTV&#8217;s Jersey Shore, but stop those fears in their tracks!  The entire cast of Jersey Shore has reportedly signed on for a new, third season of the reality TV show.
An MTV rep reveals [...]]]></description>
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<p>We know you were worried that Snooki or some other Jersey-er wouldn&#8217;t end up signing on for a third season of  <a href="http://ontheflix.com/2010/07/19/mtv-jersey-shore-cast-goes-on-strike-for-season-3-over-money/">MTV&#8217;s Jersey Shore</a>, but stop those fears in their tracks!  The entire cast of Jersey Shore has reportedly signed on for a new, third season of the reality TV show.</p>
<p>An MTV rep reveals that they will be able to continue production of the third season, saying, &#8220;Not only have they become a part of the MTV family, but fans worldwide  have fallen in love with them.&#8221;</p>
<p>Well, love to hate them maybe, yes.</p>
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		<title>Megan Fox Shows Off Huge Wedding Ring</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Talula</dc:creator>
		
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/&#62;A few weeks after Megan Fox and longtime BF Brian Austin Green married in Hawaii, the Transformers star surprised fans on Monday with a special appearance in LA at the VH1 Do Something Awards.
24-year-old Fox didn&#8217;t waste any time showing off her new wedding bling and my does that baby shine!
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/&gt;A few weeks after Megan Fox and longtime BF Brian Austin Green married in Hawaii, the Transformers star surprised fans on Monday with a special appearance in LA at the VH1 Do Something Awards.</p>
<p>24-year-old Fox didn&#8217;t waste any time showing off her new wedding bling and my does that baby shine!</p>
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		<title>Avril Lavigne &amp; Brody Jenner TV Show?  Ummmmm&#8230;..</title>
		<link>http://www.celebritysucker.com/avril-lavigne-brody-jenner-tv-show-ummmmm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 14:37:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Talula</dc:creator>
		
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Apparently In Touch Weekly is reporting that none other than Douche McDoucheAlot Brody Jenner is trying to convince  Avril Lavigne to do a reality TV show.
An insider reveals that Avril just isn&#8217;t down with the reality TV show idea and Brody has been all but begging her to sign on to the idea.  Well, [...]]]></description>
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<p>Apparently In Touch Weekly is reporting that none other than Douche McDoucheAlot <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2010-07-15-avril-brody-get-their-own-reality-show">Brody Jenner</a> is trying to convince  Avril Lavigne to do a reality TV show.</p>
<p>An insider reveals that Avril just isn&#8217;t down with the reality TV show idea and Brody has been all but begging her to sign on to the idea.  Well, honestly, how bad could it possibly be?</p>
<p>One, Avril hasn&#8217;t had a hit since I was a toddler.  I mean, we didn&#8217;t even have a celeb category for her, we had to make a new one.  Two, there&#8217;s already a whole host of worse reality TV out there.  And last, poor Brody Jenner, he just wants to be a someone.</p>
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