John Mayer Dishes On Sex With Jessica Simpson
If you learn anything this year, learn not to date John Mayer unless you don’t mind your sex exploits being the fodder of the daily news.
Mayer told Playboy that Simpson was like “a drug” to him. Dude, you’re not Edward from Twilight, WTF.
JM goes on to say, “And drugs aren’t good for you if you [...]
John Mayer Burned the American Flag With Jennifer Aniston
Singer/songwriter John Mayer recently opened up to Rolling Stone.
After breaking up with Jennifer Aniston, Mayer says he’s never really gotten over it, saying, “It was one of the worst times of my life.”
“I’m the asshole,” he says. “I burned the American flag. I basically murdered an ideal,” Mayer said of splitting with Jen.
Wow, John sure [...]
John Mayer Out On the Town
Jennifer Aniston’s ex-beau whineypants John Mayer was spotted out on the town Wednesday night.
The singer/whinemaker was just leaving LA’s Katsuya when the paparazzi caught up with his skinny ass. Mayer has been working in LA these last few months on finishing up a new album we’re thinking about burning as well as preparing for work [...]